Friday, September 24, 2010
I was typing something annoying halfway when well.. I dunno.. It got deleted while I was typing?!! Freak, ain't it.
Well today.. It's just plainly a suckin' sort of day.. Geddit. And since what I typed is lost (I tried undo-ing and refreshing and stuff.. So did not work! Hmph!) I will post a list of things that annoy me. If you guys think that you're in a similar situation or having a similar problem.. Why, you are certainly not alone, man!
Annoying Shit 1:
My brother's voice has gone from 'normal annoyance level' to 'ultra annoying shit level'. It got so bad when my mum took us out that I actually said that 5 dollars would be his if he shut up. Which is fact, he did not. Not even for 5 dollars.. And that 5 dollars was supposed to be given to me by my mum as money for helping around the house (she promised as I did help quite a bit). And in an hour.. 'pooof' money gone!! I didn't pay him but when my mum said that she would still give it to me a few days later. I just WTH?! I mean.. To collect the money made me feel so cheap skate. And it's truly no more now. 5 dollars.. Gone in a flash...
So here's the moral of the story:
Never ever say you will give someone money just to shut him or her up. Instead, well.. Just don't hurt him physically. Mentally would be good but.. I don't think I wanna teach you all bad things. The most simple thing to do would be to stay far away from that annoying person and his or her voice for as long as you want to. In my case, that would be until his voice breaks..
FYI: His voice is hyper squeaky (my brother is 11 this year). And that's what makes it so annoying. Strangely, I do recall meeting kids (boys specifically) with voices which are much lower in pitch.. Hmmmm.. Guess I have bad luck with getting a brother with a shit-sounding voice. Pity myself..
Annoying Shit 2:
My brother again.. Yes! He is sooooooo bullshit, man... Bullshit! I was taking a nap and I was supposed to wake up for iCarly at 8pm. But that kid.. Aaaaaaargh.. That kid! He kicked his football into my bedroom cupboard's side repeatedly and everytime the ball hit the side of my cupboard, (this is what I suspect but from what I know it's the only why it could have happened) the ball would bounced off the cupboard side and hit the corner of my bed, sending vibrations through my bed, waking me up. Dudes, earthquakes don't sound like footballs. And anyway, my country isn't in areas prone to quakes. And guess what? I woke up at 7.20pm instead! Perhaps its...
F***!?! He's doing it again!! Right now! I just asked him to stop and he imitated my speech with a freakin' accent or something to it. What's his problem?! Man.. I can't stand it. It's been close to a year since his football craze started and I haven't gotten used to him kicking the ball into my room while saying which football player he is and what type of kick he did and what sort of goal it was.. And he doesn't mumble it to himself.. He yells it. I recall waking up on a Saturday morning at 7:30am! For nothing!! Because of this!
Serious, my parents don't care. They might believe he can become a world-class soccer player one day. But I doubt it. He's got to be really good to make it to the top. And anyway, he's kicking is average (similar to mad fans with un-fufilled dreams).
Before I continue.. I want to say that I have nothing against soccer. My brother is mis-using the sport. Personally, I enjoy watching great soccer players play on the field, especially when they score a goal but my brother has ruined the good image of soccer for me. Soccer ain't bad.. That crappy kid in the living room is.
Is that a cure to this problem??
Sad to say.. noo.. It's like a terminal illness.. Uncurable.. I suggest you prevent it before it occurs. Watching soccer on TV is fun but don't let your brother or sister play soccer with a ball at home. Send him downstairs with a time limit.
Here are good ways to spot the noise and land polution aka adiction to soccer:
Excessive yelling of football player names.
Increased knowledge on soccer.
Hyper active reactions to soccer balls at home or supermarkets and to advertisments
Desperate behaviour such as using a table tenis ball for a soccer ball when there is no ball large enough to kick. (No kidding.. my brother is way beyond this stage of soccer induced retarded-ness.)
This is all for now.. Next post will be about rotten school performances and how to cope with the boredom during said performances..
Taking a nap now!
See ya!
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Jasc's Paint Shop for supernatural abilities
Thankiee for an awesome year of fun and laughter!
