Saturday, February 20, 2010
OH YEAH!!!
I rock, man!! And I can yell it here because this is my territory and no one else's!!
I'm awesome 100%!!!
AWESOME!
With how I treasure myself, I don't think I need to learn anymore CME lesson is school.
(CME stand for something and Moral Education!)
I have FOUND Dumb-Ass' blog!!
Without getting caught!!
Oooooooh.. I'm so good at this, just like Rogue Squadron!!
CORRAN RULES!!
And Dumb-Ass' blog is linked to Shit-Face's blog!!!
(Actually I found their blog about a month ago but didn't think it was anything important.)
But now it SOOOOO is!
From what I read on Shit-Face's blog,
she doesn't like it when I complain about her to my form teacher...
SO I WILL COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN!!! AND SOME MORE AND MORE AND MORE till they four stop!
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Ha!
Got ya there.. LOSERS!!!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Actually, I wanted to upload a few videos here first but I feel like typing instead. The videos will be uploaded later.
What I find some what amusing and annoying is that Shit-Face, Fake-Pearl and Dumb Ass are still unafraid of the teacher's scolding. Let's like real "Wow.." with a bit (or a lot) of sarcastic-coolness! A fourth low-life creature has joined them too. And that's Puke-Brain who has a rotten brain that's more or less malfunctioning all the time. Any way, to know more about Puke-Brain, she's a very good (maybe even best) friend of Shit-Face and used to disturb me last year and a slight bit two years ago. The amusing part of all this is they are all in the Band 1 English class just like me! And like how the hell did they get such good marks of their English exam last year I really don't wanna know.. And during an English lesson during this week, all four Decomposed-Brains (as I call them now) kept "singing" my name til I yelled twice "Shut Up!". Only then, did their dead minds process that simple bit of information. During the second attempt to ask their big, fat, ugly, swollen lips to snap shut, the F-Word nearly almost popped out of my mouth, but it didn't. Wheee-oooooooooo... Thank goodness they aren't in my class, only English class. And off to my form teacher goes another complain! Can't wait for them to get suspended from school! Oh yeah.. ^^
I can't say all the details so I'm used nonsensical words to hide the details. Yesterday, my class had to go for a Machine-Explosion-Session. (Now that sounds nonsensical enough.) The Tube-of-Big-Business called group by group of people in random order to enter the Car-Scrubbing-Theater. Ming Jin, I and a few other classmates had to go first. We all had to take off our shoes and socks before entering. My classmates who left their shoes and socks near mine nearly noticed my Twisting-Gate-Over-A-Dented-Street-Light. We sat in two rows on greenish-blue chairs. I was called by a Bulldog-Rockfish-Mutant to take of my Watch-Everlasting-Numbers and Fly-Into-The-Eye-Of-A-Tornado. The results for the Audition-By-Martians-Who-Migrated-To-Uranus was Positive-Of-Stomach-Vaporising-Substance. Then the Bulldog-Rockfish-Mutant told me to sit in front of where my classmates and friends sat which were the row of blue chairs. But if I did as I was told I'll be alone so I waited from a few more classmates of mine who needed to sit on the blue chairs with me. After waiting on a blue chair for a short while, a Crater-Full-Of-Man-Eating-Potion-Containers made me sit in front of a Muscular-Poop-With-Bulging-Eyeballs. Then it started Jumping-Baboons and recording Floss-Rotten-Humanoids. The 1st result I peeped at was horrendous but I couldn't make out the results for the second and third tests.
I know what I described up there looks very funny but if you read the real words that got replaced by the nonsensical ones, you'll figure out that it was actually very upsetting and worrying. All because of the Nose-Hair-That-Got-Stuck-To-A-Housefly-With-Seven-Legs.
But Joshua, Jordan and Ming Jin helped me to forget the whole problem for a short while (but it was worth a try) by playing Use The Force on the trees in the school and talking about bombing the Car-Scrubbing-Theater. ^_# ^~* ^o^ =,=
I'll continue the post later!
Corran out
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Let me tell y'all about the recent battle between Dumb-Ass, Shit-Face and Fake-Pearl. It took place on Thursday and it went something like this:
During aseembly, the teachers-in-charge separated us into many, different groups according to our CCAs. (Which are after school activities and stuff..) Unfortunately, I ended up sitting beside three annoying people. Yi Er was infront of me and Prisheela was behind me.
Fake-Pearl started first. She took a waterbottle and hit my thigh. She has been disturbing me since two years ago but I did not take revenge then but today, I had it. I was going to show the world that I'm not one to be messed with and I hold some power too. To demonstate my power, I grabbed my textbooks which were held together by a green book band and flunge it at Fake-Pearl's waterbottle, crunching it and bruising her hand and part of her knee. Her eyes stared up at me, filled with shock and anger. Then she tried in vain to repair her flattened plastic bottle and massage her painfully knee.
Her two good friends who have also been disturbing me for two years, heard the noise and joined in. Dumb-Ass or Fake-Pearl was probably the one who not fearing my attack used the same bottle to hit me on the thigh. To demonstrate the full extent of my power, I glared at them and with a quick motion of my hands, took up the bundle of books and swung it down and hard against Fake-Pearl's knee, hitting the same spot.
Raising my voice, I hurled harsh insults at them the moment they tried to retaliate. Prisheela was still trying to end to fight while Yi Er looked as if she were praying to protect herself.
Assembly ended.
To make them feel my awesomeness, I reported the whole incident to my form teacher during the last period.
I guess that by showing others that I'm a human too and that I deserve some respect, people would treat me like them and...
the next day in school, after Design and Technology common test and lesson, we had to go to class to celebrate the Lunar New Year. Almost everyone was talking to me and showing me some respect!! How COOL is that!!
Corran out.
P.S. Never underestimate the power of a STAR WARS FAN!!!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Today, I'll give y'all a special LIMITED EDITION post. Admiral Ackbar is going to speak now..
Admiral Ackbar: Greetings to all Rebel Alliance supporters. The third Death Star is now under construction far hidden away in another part of the galaxy on a planet with very little life forms. Mon Mothma has proposed that a search be made throughout the galaxy for all Jedi supporters, all Jedi wannabes, all interested to join the Rogue Squadron and all who are firm friends with trusted Corellians with strong gut feelings and anyone who is a friend of the Rebel Alliance... Join us and help destroy the third Death Star or the Darkness of the Imperial Forces will continue to try and snuff out the Light of the Force! It's a trap! The Force Be with You!
* My mother who has little knowledge about the Expanded Universe wrote this..*
So for others who are wondering what third Death Star is this.. There is no third Death Star but it's not wrong to imagine!!
To all folks, keep on using your creativity and imagination and don't stop doodling in class (especially on school worksheets and test papers!!)
Corran out
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Since it's very late in the night (1am!!) I'll just do a short and simple post.
We had to make a sculpture for PE lesson. It has to be about the Youth Olympic Games. My group, Joshua and Ming Jin (two of my good friends), two other classmates that had no group to join and I made this:
Actually, the whole thing you see here is done by me. The other two classmates are doing the cyclist and the bicycle to put on the track. Ming Jin and Joshua are doing the write up about cycling and stuff (I think).. It isn't that hard to make. The land is made of cardboard and paper mache on top of the cardboard. The mountain is made of paper mache too. The inside of the mountain are three containers of different sizes. The bottom one has to be flat and wide as it's the base. The second one (the contianer in the middle) can be in between the sizes of the bottom and top container. The top container has to be short and small and narrow(?)..
Glue it all up and it's look like this! Pretty cool, huh! (I cut a hole in the top container just for the effect.)The purple container with a stick protruding out of it is suppose to be a table with an umbrella on top. I'm having some problems with the umbrella but since there is PE today (this post was suppose to be posted yesterday) I'll bring the whole thing to school. May be Joshua can solve the 'umbrella' problem..
The fence isn't painted so well cos it's made of plastic and strangely my paints don't work well on plastic.. If you notice, the ground is painted in different shades.. Cool!! Isn't it! ART IS AWESOME!!
In my opinion, the mountain's been painted quite well.. I like it! And I used newspaper for the first two to three layers for the areas using paper mache. The next two layers are thick tissue paper. And also, to make the paper mache glue, use 2/3 of white glue and 1/3 of water.
We had Service Learning lesson today too. I sat next to Yi Er, Jordon and Joshua (as usual) and Joshua and I made some Star Wars stuff out of Ming Jin's unwanted cardboard.
I made this X-Wing Fighter!! The only thing about it I did not make is the engines (Joshua made them) and my hand. God made my hand. Ha ha.. It was a trick question!!
X-Wing shadow. You can really see the X-Wing shape now..
And Joshua made the next one.. Star Destroyer!!
Here's its shadow!
This one is also made by Joshua. Republic Gunship!! (The wings are supposed to be pressed a bit more downward but I think it just looks great!!)
The one is (finally, at last) made by me. A TIE Fighter.. The cockpit is blue tack if you wanna know.
And the TIE Fighter's shadow. It's not so clear, though..
My post should end now but I'm showing you all a special picture..
Wedge!! Rogue Leader!!Goodnight people!Corran out.
Monday, February 8, 2010
*An X-Wing zooms past Yavin 4 and then to Hoth and finally to Endor.. Wait!! It still has one more stop to make... Coruscant! And to many other planets!!*
The Star Wars fan is back! Many things has happened yet I have no time to record it all. I'll just post the events in an order that's the simplest (from my point of view and hopefully from your's too) to understand or at least know whats happened and might happen around my galaxy!
I went to Borders, a bookshop that sells many Star Wars Books. And... I went to the Sci-Fi shelf, spotted a mixture of Star Wars and Star Trek books but since I only brought enough money for one book, I went to search for Star Wars Dark Tide: Ruin... Couldn't find it so my mother and I took a not-so-short walk back to the front of the bookshop where the Service Counter (is that what it's called??) was located. The man at the counter said that there was still one more Dark Tide: Ruin in the Sci-Fi section of the bookshop so I dashed back to the Sci-Fi section and met my Dad and Kit Fisto there. But my dad was annoying me. Something about not saving money and buying too-expensive Star Wars books.. How annoying.. Collecting Star Wars books is one of my not-so-many hobbies! Whatevz.. it's a long, long story any way.. Back to where I stopped. The book wasn't found on the shelves so I kind of panicked.. Star Wars!!! Where's my Star Wars!!! hee hee... And my mum popped out from no where holding it.. IT!! Star Wars: Dark Tide Ruin!! After that, the usual stuff happened.. go to the counter to pay for the book and something unusual happened.. the person at the counter gave me a huge plastic bag for my small book.. Weird.. Never mind.. Like how Wendy (a friend I met during Interior Design Enrichment) says it, "You never know!" So I never know, the plastic bag could come in handy one day..
Speaking of Interior Design Enrichment... One word.. Horrible.. The teacher, the subject, the classroom, the everything.. Sucks.. Phuuut! >=(
I'm suppose to be in Film Video Enrichment! What's wrong with the teacher's brain. Just because I do not like gossip, I appear quiet, I dislike the people because they think it's wrong for someone like me to love Star Wars, I am rude to my enemies, I talk to Shu Ting because no one talks to both she and I, I hate jokes about other peoples country totally does not mean I'm not meant for Film Video. The teacher for Film Video seems to like gossips and people who like things that are appropriate for them. So is he trying to tell me I have to like the appropriate movies and books and people? He simply shows no respect for Sci-Fi nerds and geeks!! What a lousy thing!! And so I ended up in Interior Design, a subject I have no interest in. And why? All because I am not as wild and crazy as the rest of the people in Film Video. Shu Ting didn't get Film Video either.. The other girl also as quiet and Shu Ting and I didn't get Film Video too.. What a loser the Film Video teacher is.. But he has not made me hate Film Video yet cos... FILM VIDEO ROCKS!!!
It's getting late and I need to sleep so I'll continue tomorrow if possible...
Corran
Thanks to all the blogs i referred to (countless) for html code help :) (esp. cyn' and sixseven)
Jasc's Paint Shop for supernatural abilities
Thankiee for an awesome year of fun and laughter!
