Friday, February 19, 2010
Actually, I wanted to upload a few videos here first but I feel like typing instead. The videos will be uploaded later.
What I find some what amusing and annoying is that Shit-Face, Fake-Pearl and Dumb Ass are still unafraid of the teacher's scolding. Let's like real "Wow.." with a bit (or a lot) of sarcastic-coolness! A fourth low-life creature has joined them too. And that's Puke-Brain who has a rotten brain that's more or less malfunctioning all the time. Any way, to know more about Puke-Brain, she's a very good (maybe even best) friend of Shit-Face and used to disturb me last year and a slight bit two years ago. The amusing part of all this is they are all in the Band 1 English class just like me! And like how the hell did they get such good marks of their English exam last year I really don't wanna know.. And during an English lesson during this week, all four Decomposed-Brains (as I call them now) kept "singing" my name til I yelled twice "Shut Up!". Only then, did their dead minds process that simple bit of information. During the second attempt to ask their big, fat, ugly, swollen lips to snap shut, the F-Word nearly almost popped out of my mouth, but it didn't. Wheee-oooooooooo... Thank goodness they aren't in my class, only English class. And off to my form teacher goes another complain! Can't wait for them to get suspended from school! Oh yeah.. ^^
I can't say all the details so I'm used nonsensical words to hide the details. Yesterday, my class had to go for a Machine-Explosion-Session. (Now that sounds nonsensical enough.) The Tube-of-Big-Business called group by group of people in random order to enter the Car-Scrubbing-Theater. Ming Jin, I and a few other classmates had to go first. We all had to take off our shoes and socks before entering. My classmates who left their shoes and socks near mine nearly noticed my Twisting-Gate-Over-A-Dented-Street-Light. We sat in two rows on greenish-blue chairs. I was called by a Bulldog-Rockfish-Mutant to take of my Watch-Everlasting-Numbers and Fly-Into-The-Eye-Of-A-Tornado. The results for the Audition-By-Martians-Who-Migrated-To-Uranus was Positive-Of-Stomach-Vaporising-Substance. Then the Bulldog-Rockfish-Mutant told me to sit in front of where my classmates and friends sat which were the row of blue chairs. But if I did as I was told I'll be alone so I waited from a few more classmates of mine who needed to sit on the blue chairs with me. After waiting on a blue chair for a short while, a Crater-Full-Of-Man-Eating-Potion-Containers made me sit in front of a Muscular-Poop-With-Bulging-Eyeballs. Then it started Jumping-Baboons and recording Floss-Rotten-Humanoids. The 1st result I peeped at was horrendous but I couldn't make out the results for the second and third tests.
I know what I described up there looks very funny but if you read the real words that got replaced by the nonsensical ones, you'll figure out that it was actually very upsetting and worrying. All because of the Nose-Hair-That-Got-Stuck-To-A-Housefly-With-Seven-Legs.
But Joshua, Jordan and Ming Jin helped me to forget the whole problem for a short while (but it was worth a try) by playing Use The Force on the trees in the school and talking about bombing the Car-Scrubbing-Theater. ^_# ^~* ^o^ =,=
I'll continue the post later!
Corran out
Thanks to all the blogs i referred to (countless) for html code help :) (esp. cyn' and sixseven)
Jasc's Paint Shop for supernatural abilities
Thankiee for an awesome year of fun and laughter!
