Saturday, February 13, 2010
Let me tell y'all about the recent battle between Dumb-Ass, Shit-Face and Fake-Pearl. It took place on Thursday and it went something like this:
During aseembly, the teachers-in-charge separated us into many, different groups according to our CCAs. (Which are after school activities and stuff..) Unfortunately, I ended up sitting beside three annoying people. Yi Er was infront of me and Prisheela was behind me.
Fake-Pearl started first. She took a waterbottle and hit my thigh. She has been disturbing me since two years ago but I did not take revenge then but today, I had it. I was going to show the world that I'm not one to be messed with and I hold some power too. To demonstate my power, I grabbed my textbooks which were held together by a green book band and flunge it at Fake-Pearl's waterbottle, crunching it and bruising her hand and part of her knee. Her eyes stared up at me, filled with shock and anger. Then she tried in vain to repair her flattened plastic bottle and massage her painfully knee.
Her two good friends who have also been disturbing me for two years, heard the noise and joined in. Dumb-Ass or Fake-Pearl was probably the one who not fearing my attack used the same bottle to hit me on the thigh. To demonstrate the full extent of my power, I glared at them and with a quick motion of my hands, took up the bundle of books and swung it down and hard against Fake-Pearl's knee, hitting the same spot.
Raising my voice, I hurled harsh insults at them the moment they tried to retaliate. Prisheela was still trying to end to fight while Yi Er looked as if she were praying to protect herself.
Assembly ended.
To make them feel my awesomeness, I reported the whole incident to my form teacher during the last period.
I guess that by showing others that I'm a human too and that I deserve some respect, people would treat me like them and...
the next day in school, after Design and Technology common test and lesson, we had to go to class to celebrate the Lunar New Year. Almost everyone was talking to me and showing me some respect!! How COOL is that!!
Corran out.
P.S. Never underestimate the power of a STAR WARS FAN!!!
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